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The 7 Deadly Signs of Uncontrollable Anticipation for the WNBA Season
Posted: May 10, 2007, 3:19 p.m. ET

1. Envy: Intense jealousy for the enjoyment of non-WNBA sports fans.

2. Gluttony: Excessive consumption of WNBA rerun games, special features and recorded material.

3. Greed: Uncontrollable desire to possess every piece of WNBA-related merchandise.

4. Lust: Strong desire for the WNBA season.

5. Sloth: Inability to be productive due to WNBA Couch Potato Syndrome.

6. Vanity: The need to imitate a WNBA personality; obsession over achieving an image of physical perfection.

7. Wrath: Sudden impulse to resort to anger as a defense mechanism in getting in front of WNBA peers.

Small Wonder No More
Posted: May 5, 2007, 2:24 p.m. ET

Apparently, we weren't only ones paying attention. Back in June 2006, our "Small Wonders" series debuted with a question: What's up with WNBA players rolling up the "sleeves" of their jerseys? We tackled the hard-hitting issues of this annoying habit and received a few responses from fellow WNBA fans. The sleeve-rolling incidents revealed itself as early as 1999, on to 2003 when the league changed uniforms and carried on last season.

Almost a year later, the league introduces new uniforms with "fabric technology that works to regulate the athlete's body temperature by conducting heat and sweat away from the body." That's cool and all but the only thing we noticed was the smaller shoulder width. adidas finally answered our prayers. Dreams do come true. There is no way they can still roll up these babies.

Early-Bird Predictions for the Season
Posted: April 26, 2007, 10:02 a.m. ET

With the 2007 season less than a month away, the excitement for May 19th continues to build up. And with the NBA & NHL playoffs, the MLB season starting up again and the verge of the WNBA's opening games, there's no better part of the year to be a sports fan than in mid-April (except in March when madness trumps any sports hoopla). In the past few months, fans have witnessed women's basketball garner front-page news, both for better and worse. But all that is behind us and the only thing left for women's basketball fans to do is speculate about the upcoming season. Here are our early predictions and expectations for the league's 11th season:

Most Valuable Transaction: Michael Cooper
New Sparks coach Michael Cooper will miss Lisa Leslie on the court this season.
Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images
The MVT this season has to be Coach Coop's return to the Sparks. Unfortunately, this year's Sparks team barely resembles the one Coach Coop left behind. Jellybean Bryant, a 2006 COY contender, pushed the team last year to the top of the West, leaving Coach Coop with high expectations from fans and the new management. But perhaps the only guarantee we'll make this season is this: Coach Coop will prove to be the best move any organization has made in the offseason, even without Lisa Leslie by his side.

Sleeper Rookie(s): Shay Doron and Brandi Hoskins
In between shooting for our school's broadcast shows and watching our Lady Vols capture their 7th national title, we almost forgot this year's draft. But we still couldn't wipe the shock from our faces when Doron and Hoskins were taken much later than we expected. A year ago, both ladies could have been drafted higher, especially Hoskins who was a real steal for the Storm. Doron, on the other hand, will provide solid guard play for the Liberty and give Loree Moore a run for the guard spot.

Playoff bound:
Our most embarrassing WNBA moment for the past three seasons has been the same: it's the last game of the regular season and the Phoenix Mercury is nowhere to be found in the upper echelon of the standings. This year, we promise they will make it and if they don't…

Hot Seat:
…Paul Westhead will be fired and fans will have to bid "Paul Ball" goodbye.

All-Star hopeful:
With a new team and a new shiny uniform, Ruth Riley will find herself back on the All-Star roster this season. Besides, since LL is out, pretty much every center in the Western Conference has a fighting chance.

Most important opening game:
All eyes will be on the Sacramento versus Detroit late-afternoon match up. The 2006 Finals rematch will answer many questions that have been on fans' minds: What is going to happen to Sac's "white-line defense" without Coach Whisenant? How will Detroit fill the void left by Ruth Riley? Will the TV ratings match last year's Finals ratings? This game will show a lot.

Sanjaya Malakar prediction:
What does Sanjaya have to do with the WNBA? Well, the "Sanjaya Malakar Award" is given to the most intriguing, enigmatic element this season. Much like the American Idol contestant, some things will leave us baffled, yet craving for more. And it's a tie between (1) the new WNBA promotional commercial and (2) players coming back from overseas. Every year, fans wonder what the new catchphrase or theme song will be. It's also a big year for overseas impact. With the qualifying tournament going on this summer and many players competing overseas, it'll be interesting to watch pivotal players missing the first few games and fatigue playing a role by the end of the season.

Draft Highlights, Reactions and Fashions
Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:36 p.m. ET

Everyone is entitled to our opinion. Well, not really, but since it's part of our job to react and blog about the different transactions in the league, we thought we'd share our opinions on this year's draft by covering some of the draft's news tidbits.

Coach Coop to the rescue?
Yes, fans and haters of the Los Angles Sparks, Michael Cooper is back. It's great to see Coop, who led L.A. to two championships back in STAPLES Center, but we find this move controversial. The Sparks' landscape has changed since Coop's departure and it's interesting to see how he will coach a team with no Lisa Leslie or Nikki Teasley. We will also miss Coach Joe Bryant, who is now coaching in Japan's BJ League.

Who got the best picks?
As if Detroit didn't already have enough talent on their roster, they now have Ivory Latta. Detroit's starting lineup, intimidating as it may be, has gotten even more intimidating. If Latta starts for Detroit this season (which she will), Detroit will have the point guard they lacked last year. Let's keep in mind that Detroit is the reigning WNBA champion. Yikes.

Other teams who helped themselves through the draft were the Minnesota Lynx and the Chicago Sky. The Lynx added scoring with the acquisition of Noelle Quinn and traded for versatility with Lindsey Harding. The Sky in our opinion got the price of the draft, literally. Armintie Price is our early vote for Rookie of the Year and with the personality she showed on draft day, why wouldn't she win ROY? The grade analogy with Rebecca Lobo was priceless (pun intended).

Questionable call of the night
New York traded Becky Hammon for San Antonio's Jessica Davenport and a 2008 second round pick. Please tell us that we weren't the only ones shocked by this transaction. Obviously, the move can benefit New York's handicapped roster but we can't imagine the Liberty without Hammon. First Spoon, now Becky? Say it ain't so. In our opinion, San Antonio got the better end of the deal, adding much needed guard play and veteran experience by acquiring Hammon.

Now for the most important part of the draft: Fashion Winners
Best Dressed goes to Tiffany Jackson who wore colors that complemented her skin tone. Also, the trunk belt she wore along with the big pearls were very trendy. The Manolos of the Draft award goes to Lindsey Harding, who was not only the number one pick but was also the number one in shoes with her black strappy stilettos. And finally, Best Suit goes to Cori Chambers who dazzled us with her well-tailored, metallic suit. Somebody watched the 2007 Paris Spring/Summer Fashion Week runway.

Other fashion winners were Ivory Latta with her brown suit, Jessica Davenport with her red and black ensemble and Chrissy Givens with her floral blouse.

Draft, Draftee, Drafting
Posted: April 2, 2007, 5:32 p.m. ET

Remember us? We used to blog here. It's been a while since we've posted an entry and we apologize to anyone who actually finds time to read our pieces (sorry, grandma). We've been swallowed by journalism school and like most basketball heads, we've been in NCAA hibernation.

But as the 2007 WNBA Draft approaches, a familiar, brewing, topic comes to mind. It's called the "Candace Parker/Sylvia Fowles Sweepstakes" formally known as jumping from school to the pros sans college degree. Since it's probably forbidden to discuss underclassmen as future WNBA players, we won't go into detail about an individual player's possible impact in the league. Instead, we'll weigh the pros and cons of early draft eligibility.

Six years ago, the WNBA drafted its first ever international overall first round pick. Lauren Jackson entered the league as a talented 19-year-old brunette with international experience. Fast forward to present time and LJ now stands as a talented 25-year-old blondie with a league MVP and a WNBA championship. It's pretty safe to say she has done well without a college degree. And the fact is, many current college players are ready to play in the pros like Jackson was in the past. Not only do they get to enter the league in their prime and lose the risk of lowering their stock due to injury, but they can also elevate the league's talent pool at such a young age. And that's only for the college All-Americans. Allowing early eligibility can also open doors for high school athletes who are skilled enough but lack the academic standing to receive Division I scholarships. Obviously, the decision to abandon one's education remains a risky path to success.

Especially when money is a problem. The WNBA doesn't offer lucrative contracts like the NBA. For most female basketball players, they are better off staying in school and earning a degree than be enticed with a hit-or-miss professional career. The WNBA only has 13 teams and roster spots are limited. A player's career longevity is never guaranteed in pro sports. More over, who's willing to pick $50,000 over free education and a promise of a higher salary? A starter on any DI roster doesn't necessarily translate to a WNBA All-Star. But with a degree from a reputable school, she can end up as a doctor or a lawyer.

Yet a player who is dead serious in becoming a WNBA player will enter the league regardless, so why not have the option of declaring for the draft during her best years? Whether in high school or college. The only thing is, she could either end up like Kwame or Kobe.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 1: Latasha Byears, The One (?)
Posted: March 8, 2007, 4:45 p.m. ET

Aha! We bet you're shocked it's not Chamique Holdsclaw. After all we've been campaigning for 'Mique in almost every blog entry. But wipe that pretentious, surprised look off your face for just a second because Latasha Byears is the least surprising pick for the number one spot on our list. Do we really need to explain why? It's pretty self-explanatory. And with that we bid the World Wide Web goodbye! This list is dunzo. See you in our next entry. Adios.

Just kidding.

Latasha Byears of the Washington Mystics.
Mitchell Layton/NBAE/Getty Images
When you think of Latasha Byears, you only think of one thing. Sad as it may seem, her career has been wrapped around in three words by the mainstream media: sexual assault allegations. You know the story. Byears, also known as Tot, was investigated for sexual assault in 2003, and the Sparks soon after cut her from the roster. Several months later, Kobe Bryant was supported by the franchise throughout similar allegations and Byears sued the Lakers organization for double standards. The sexual allegation case has been closed and Byears' lawsuit has been settled.

This is the only Latasha Byears story known to the sports masses. And while it is the most publicized part of her story, it is not the most interesting.

We applaud Byears for two things. First of all, she is Debbie Schlussel's worst nightmare. (Feel free to read this article and send Schlussel a heated response. Just take a look at Byears' old WNBA.com 20 Questions page. She's smiling, proudly showing off her gold tooth and popping her jersey collar. Read down the questionnaire and Byears shows further traces of being a complete Schlussel nightmare. Her favorite non-basketball athlete is Charles Barkley, she picks Jerry Springer over Oprah and she admits she was born with charisma. But take a look at that bling on her right hand. It's a WNBA championship trophy. Even if you hate Latasha Byears, you still can't deny the fact that she was an integral part of the Sparks titles as a fierce rebounder and defensive asset.

Secondly, she's a comeback queen. Byears fought her way back into the league, proving that skills can overcome any scandal. Currently, it seems Tot has found a secure home with the Mystics and looks to finish her WNBA career there. Fortunately for Byears and the WNBA, the league and its supporters believe in second chances. And all she needed was a second look. Much like her career, Byears' 20 Questions page deserves a second glance. Scroll down and you'll find that, sandwiched between her favorite car and her rapping aspirations, Byears says she has a good heart. And we believe her.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 2: Diana Taurasi, The Bun
Posted: February 22, 2007, 7:46 p.m. ET
OTHER FAMOUS TAURASI QUOTES:

"A nap, a beer... I dont know what I need."

"I just felt like hitting something orange."
- After beating Tennessee in a regular season game

"He's an Italian softy. He tries to come off with all this machoism, but he smokes his cigar, drinks a little wine and that's all he is."
- On Geno Auriemma

"UConn best in the country... get over it!"

"What streak?"
- When asked about UConn's 70-game winning streak

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We're Tennessee fans but there must be something about Connecticut because so far, two Connecticut Sun players have graced this list and we're about to add the third UConn alum. But we can't resist numero dos' charm.

The Chino native is one of the most successful figures in women's basketball. Though we can dedicate a whole blog entry enumerating her achievements as we have done for other players on this list, we'd rather celebrate Diana Taurasi's other gift. That is, her gift of gab.

Jim Calhoun once said that he shares two things with Taurasi: her passion for basketball and profanity. A notorious trash talker, Taurasi would be the first to admit how good she is. Despite her infamous quote, "I'm not arrogant, I'm just confident," we can't deny a universal truth. Taurasi is arrogant. But we love her for it.

Perhaps the most quotable player in the league, you can't help but be a fan. She's a marketing executive's dream. DT has a charming personality and basketball skills to match. Quotes like, "If there ain't basketball in heaven, then I ain't going," and "The bun is my trademark. Don't think outside the bun," have propelled Taurasi to the No. 2 spot on our list. As Gilbert Arenas would say, her swag is phenomenal.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 3: Nykesha Sales, The Franchise
Posted: February 10, 2007, 1:02 p.m. ET

We love No. 3 so much, we decided make a list within a list, just for her.

Nobody gives more interesting anecdotes than this Connecticut-bred star. Whenever the site puts up features, whether it's 20 questions or best teammate memories, Nykesha Sales never fails to amaze and amuse us. After all, we built this list around her. She is the Mona Lisa to our Da Vinci, the Hilary to our Bill Clinton, and the Patrick Dempsey to our Grey's Anatomy. You get the point.

She is the franchise player behind this list and we honor her by enumerating her most unforgettable antics. Here's Sales at her most fascinating moments.

Fabulosity #1: She had a dance-off against MC Hammer but Sales admitted that Hammer possessed all the moves.

Fabulosity #2: Her pregame ritual is a secret.

Fabulosity #3: She wants to design a shoe collection for women with big feet. Perhaps a certain teammate (No. 5 on our list) was the inspiration behind this idea?

Fabulosity #4: Sales grew up a few blocks from NFL star and recent Super Bowler, Dwight Freeney.

Fabulosity #5: Detroit is listed as one of Sales' favorite WNBA cities because according to her, the Motor City has a Dairy Queen on every corner.

Fabulosity #6: You can check your compatibility with Sales on Celebmatch.com.

Fabulosity #7: The worst gift she ever got was a dress she received from her grandmother. Apparently, Sales didn't like wearing dresses at that age.

Fabulosity #8: "Cool Keesh," her now defunct column on WNBA.com, where Sales shared her lack of culinary skills.

Fabulosity #9: She is Geno Auriemma's "precious," AKA the only player Auriemma never yelled at.

Fabulosity #10: She used to have paper curtains.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 4: Tamika Whitmore, The Gemini
Posted: January 31, 2007, 6:59 p.m. ET

True to her zodiac sign, the fourth most interesting player in the WNBA has two personalities: Tamika Whitmore on court and Tamika Whitmore off the court. Whitmore has so many antics, they merit their own VH1 "Most Shocking Moments" episode. Here's one of them.

Did you know that Tamika Whitmore meditates for 90 minutes before every game?

We wonder if she meditated before the 2001 Sparks-Liberty mini-brawl against Lisa Leslie. With 3:48 minutes remaining, Leslie was on pace for a fast-break play. Unfortunately for Leslie, Whitmore got there first.

Did you know that Whitmore relaxes by listening to Brian McKnight and writing poetry?

As Leslie prepared to lay the ball in the basket, Whitmore cut Leslie's layup attempt, sending Leslie to the front row. Leslie ended up on photographers' mercy and Whitmore was assessed with a flagrant-2 foul.

Did you know that Whitmore's favorite book is The Bible?

Whitmore's flagrant-2 foul resulted in an automatic ejection. Just before she exited the court, Whitmore waved to the 17,084-fan Madison Square Garden crowd and they responded with a "Beat L.A." chant.

Did you know that Whitmore describes herself as "quiet, nice and kind?"

After the game Whitmore told the New York Daily News, "I was going for the ball. If I were going for her, it would have ended up different. She would have been in the sixth row. I am 215 (pounds), she's a buck five. It was physical. She was gonna fly."

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 5: Margo Dydek, The Ptys
Posted: January 28, 2007 6:42 p.m. ET

Halfway through the list of WNBA's unique gems, we present the tallest player to ever play in the league.

Malgorzata Dydek is no joke. Sure, she's yet to dunk in a WNBA game and exceed critics' "tallest" expectations but Margo Dydek is no joke. And we're not only saying that because she's 7-2, though that is a large part of Large Marge's rank in this list.

Think about it, if basketball was meant to be a tall person's game, then Dydek was born to ball. Since birth, she was two feet away from being as tall as a normal eight-year-old. She was 5-11 by her twelfth birthday, the same age that she started playing basketball. Her height practically directed her career path. Isn't that why you (yes, you) expect greatness from her? Because she stands taller than her peers and is half an arm away from the basket?

But Margo didn't follow the larger-than-life predicted career trajectory. She's been stiff and inconsistent. So you ignore her. You put her aside like some leftover pierogies (Dydek's favorite mama recipe), forgetting the meat inside that dumpling. However, whether or not Dydek's career resembles a hall of famer or a 10-day contract player isn't entirely up to you.

Dydek refuses to be WNBA's Shawn Bradley.

She resurrected her career with the Conneticut Sun and the world (meaning, us) discovered her fabulosity. We soon found out that Dydek's personality is far from being stiff. She makes great crepes and hates cheeseburger. Her Polish nickname, ptys, is a French cake that according to her, she "abnormally" consumed as a kid. And she made her first American national television in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. At 7-2, it doesn't any more fascinating than that.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 6: Taj McWilliams-Franklin, The Super Momma
Posted: January 18, 2007 4:25 p.m. ET

Because Taj McWilliams-Franklin managed to record a double-double in last season's Eastern Conference semifinal elimination game despite watching her husband leave for Iraq and dropping off her daughter to college the day before.

Because she married a shorter man.

Because her Las Vegas wedding didn't lead to a divorce five minutes later.

Because she started working out 10 days after she delivered her second child.

Because she reads ten books every month.

Because she visits trivia websites just in case JEOPARDY! rings her up.

Because she sews her own clothes.

Because she's not ashamed to disclose the story behind her TJ Biscuit nickname, stating: "My father gave it to me when I was younger because I was fat like a biscuit."

Because her last name is hyphenated while her first name consists of three letters.

Because she has traveled to Australia, Bahamas, Brazil, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Korea, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, Vatican City and Yugoslavia.

Because she is a self-proclaimed Dennis Rodman and Scottie Pippen of the WNBA.

Because she dropped out from college after a Georgia State coach told her she won't be able to balance athletics, academics and motherhood.

And because she came back a year later to do just that.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 7: Kara Lawson, Gifted Child
Posted: January 10, 2007 8:08 p.m. ET

After a brief interruption, we return to our list of 10 Most Interesting WNBA Players. We arrive at number seven with Kara Lawson.

If we were in high school Kara Lawson will be considered a "dork". But since we find her interesting and fabulous, we call her the gifted child. And gifted she is. At age three, Lawson memorized all U.S. presidents, tattooed the names of all NFL quarterbacks in her mind at age four and entered kindergarten with a fourth grader's reading level.

Growing up, Lawson played football with the boys and led her team in rushing, scoring and interceptions. In high school, Lawson also played soccer, leading her team to the Virginia State Cup Finals. Still, she scored a whopping 1370 on her SATs and excelled on the hard court, earning her first recruiting letter in fifth grade. Even Pat Summitt was impressed with Lawson's brain power.

During Summitt's recruiting visit, Lawson's high school coach inquired about the history behind Tennessee's mascot, Smokey. To which Lawson replied, "Smokey, a native blue tick coonhound, was selected as the result of 1953 Pep Club contest." Lawson went on to impress the Tennessee coach on and off the court. She appeared in three NCAA Final Fours during her four-year career as a Lady Vol and also enrolled in piano lessons in her junior year.

Now, Lawson is a WNBA champion and an All-Star in the making. Despite her tough overachiever exterior, she does have a softer side such as being a Valentine's Day baby and a former ballerina. She continues to impress us with her intellectual muscles as a color analyst for ESPN and as Pat Summitt once said, "If I'm ever on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Kara will be my lifeline."

A Contradiction of Sorts
Posted: January 4, 2007 7:55 p.m. ET

We are temporarily interrupting the Top 10 Most Interesting Players list to discuss a matter that has been eating us live. E-mail comments at finest76er@yahoo.com.

We feel cheated. Betrayed. Robbed.

The Charlotte Bobcats' decision to fold the Sting completely blindsided us. Had the Bobcats given a media conference, a sign or any kind of warning, maybe better investors could have presented themselves to buy the Sting. But the move seemed like a transaction made in secrecy. Greg Economou, the Bobcats' chief marketing officer said, "It was driven by economics, certainly not philosophy." Tell us something we don't know.

Everybody knows it's business. We're not labeling the Bobcats as the bad guys but statement that they believe in the women's game and would have been willing to fight for it has been uttered once too many. Right now, it sounds like a bunch of "woulda, coulda, shouldas". Right now, everyone recognizes the cause but no one wants to stand up for it. And in that case, what is the WNBA's fighting chance?

After incessant talks of expansion last season, the league once again witnessed a team fold for the second consecutive year. Instead of moving forward, we have been pushed two steps back. The league appears to be an unwanted puppy in the pound.

On Monday, Jan. 8, a dispersal draft will occur and everyone will move on. But as women's basketball fans, we are nervous to be standing on unstable grounds. We want to see Candace Parker and Courtney Paris's draft class in the WNBA one day. We want to work for the league in the near future. We're just not sure if that would still be an option.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 8: Swin Cash, The Astounding Woman
Posted: December 27, 2006 10:00 p.m. ET

Every week, we are counting down the most interesting players in the league right now. The list started with an Ivy Leaguer, then came the Calorie-aniac, now at number eight is WNBA's own astounding woman.

If there is anyone in the W who doesn't need 300-plus words to describe how interesting she is, it's Swin Cash. However, she did make the list which means you would have to read information you probably already know. To us, Cash is interesting for the success she has achieved on and off the court.

Cash probably doesn't top any basketball experts' "best players list" however, she is one of the most accomplished players in the league. Having won every championship title you can think of, Cash's trophy case is as full as Kevin Federline's alimony pocket. Cash may be surrounded with one of the most talented WNBA rosters but she shines as the team's undisputed leader. The same thing can be said with her unbeatable UCONN squad when Cash was named Final Four MVP amidst her teammates' eclipsing talents. But what else do you expect from a former class president/track star/overachiever?

The best thing about Cash's on court success is how she transcends it to off court victory. Recently, Cash was recognized as one of UCONN's best players during the "Huskies of Honor" induction ceremony. In 2005 she was named "Pittsburgher of the Year" and earned Self Magazine's "Super Strong Women Award". Add that to an array of other accomplishments which includes a guest cameo in the Bring It On: All or Nothing movie, being nominated for the oh-so-coveted ESPN Hottest Female Athlete and launching a Swin Cash clothing line. Yet, Cash always finds time to be involved in countless charities including her own "Cash for Kids" foundation. But perhaps the main reason why Cash ranks eighth in our list is her ability to keep us guessing on her next fashion statement.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 9: Kristin Haynie, The Calorie-aniac
Posted: December 21, 2006 7:00 p.m. ET

Every week, we are counting down the most interesting players in the league right now. Allison Feaster started off the list and now at number nine we have Kristin Haynie.

We dare you to find any article or broadcast segment that doesn't mention Haynie's peculiar eating habits and we guarantee you will lose this bet. It seems as though the most interesting fact about Haynie is her 3,500-4,000 daily calorie intake. Suffering from a large intestine removal at age 11, Haynie endured fatigue throughout her childhood until her sophomore year at Michigan State. Doctors discovered that for Haynie to sustain her energy, she has to consume more meals than a normal person. Though we can understand the hook behind this story, we believe there is more to Kristin Haynie than just being a calorie eating machine and sure enough we've found some trivia.

Coming from a family deeply rooted in Michigan, Haynie has dreamed of playing for the Spartans. At two years old, her grandmother taught her the MSU fight song. Haynie prepared for her Spartan debut by strengthening her left hand. Predominantly right-handed, Haynie was forced to develop her left layup early because her driveway was only cemented on the left side of the hoop. Unfortunately, Coach McCallie wasn't impressed the first time she witnessed Haynie played in an AAU game. It wasn't until Haynie's senior year during an MSU summer camp that Coach McCallie offered her a scholarship. The usually soft spoken Michigan star came out of her shell in 2002 when she dressed up as Alicia Keys for an autograph session with young fans.

Haynie also excelled in softball, track and field and soccer, despite her you-know-what condition. As she becomes the successor to Ticha Penicheiro's reign, we hope more things will be said about Haynie besides her ability to chow down tacos and cheeseburgers. After all, she is number nine on our list.

The Ten Most Interesting WNBA Players:
No. 10: Allison Feaster: The Ivy Leaguer
Posted: December 17, 2006 7:53 p.m. ET

With five more months before the WNBA season, blogging ideas have been limited. The league has kept a low profile in the off-season so far, leaving us crawling back to our comfort zone: our infatuation with lists. Hence, we present you with the 10 most interesting players in the W right now. Instead of ranking the league's 10 best (which takes a lot more work and perspective), we've decided to rank players that tickle our fancy. There are no particular criteria and the list is not really about publicized controversies or on court achievements. Every week we'll feature one player until we reach number one. Let the countdown begin…

10. Allison Feaster, The Ivy Leaguer

Everybody knows Feaster is associated with Harvard. As a Harvard alum, she shocked many followers by turning down other scholarships and picking a college unknown for its athletics. Though Feaster grew up in a single family income home, it didn't stop the South Carolina native from pursuing a Harvard education. Instead, Feaster balanced academics with two part-time jobs while she turned heads on the basketball court. After graduating from college, Feaster once again shocked the people around her by rejecting big time moolah from Meryll Lynch.

Feaster shoved her financial analyst career on the side and gambled on a very young WNBA league. And for this, we find her fabulously interesting. She's a strong woman who prefers to satisfy her passion rather than her pocket. Whatever faults professional sports has, Feaster is not the one to blame. This woman has her priorities straight. Feaster is a WNBA all-star, a mother and a high school valedictorian. All this while sustaining a long-distance relationship with her high school sweetheart turned husband, Danny Strong. Oh yeah, she also speaks English, Spanish, French and German.

All I Want For Christmas If I Was…
Posted: December 5, 2006 5:14 a.m. ET

Though it's still early in December, we've outlined a Christmas wish list for all WNBA teams to celebrate the spirit of the holidays. From draft picks to contract extensions, here are some of the things WNBA GMs are asking Santa this year (or so we think):

Charlotte: Here's hoping that being international teammates (Monique Currie and Tasha Butts for Israel, Janel McCarville and Kelly Mazzante for Slovakia) will translate to on-court Sting chemistry.

Chicago: A coach. And a new stadium that holds at least 10,000 fans. Or maybe 10,000 fans who will fill in a 10,000-capacity stadium.

Connecticut: Voodoo, magic potions, hypnotic equipments… anything that will finally give them that WNBA championship.

Detroit: For Tweety Nolan to play every game like it's a win-or-go-home situation.

Houston: To bring 1997, 1998, 1999 and 2000 back.

Indiana: For Tamika Catchings to magically clone herself and play all positions.

Los Angeles: To be as good as they appear to be in paper. And for Chamique Holdsclaw to come back for more seasons (oh wait, that's our wish).

Minnesota: For Seimone Augustus to magically clone herself and play all positions.

New York: A true point guard, presence on the frontcourt and for Shameka Christon to start playing more like Sheryl Swoopes.

Phoenix: Ivory Latta and a way to make a 3-guard lineup work.

Sacramento: For players and coaches to stop contemplating retirement.

San Antonio: For Phoenix to sleep on Ivory Latta, so they can draft her.

Seattle: Avoid relocation and Sue Bird.

Washington: For Sheila Johnson to turn the Mystics into a powerhouse much like what she and Bob Johnson did for BET.

Big Wonders
Posted: November 28, 2006 7:29 a.m. ET

One of our favorite courses this year is Sociology of Sport. In one of the lectures, our professor posed the question: Who watches women's sports consistently? Surprisingly, three people (us, being the 2 out of 3) raised their hands. These are university students who are so involved in sports they actually paid 500 Canadian dollars to wake up in the morning just to talk about the course material. Yet, so few are avid fans of women's sports. What is it about women's sports that deters other sports fans from watching it? What is about the WNBA that causes a 10,000 attendance discrepancy compared to the NBA?

Surely, longevity and male chauvinism factor to low attendance rates. But for the most part, many sports fans are still caught up with misconceptions. After several message board hopping, we found three common misconceptions: the WNBA is boring, WNBA games have too many turnovers and missed shots, and the players are not athletic enough.

Well, we've had enough (again!). In response, we will attempt to Dr. Phil these concerns as well as suggest ways the WNBA can help its own cause.

First of all, the WNBA is not boring. The definition of boring these day is certainly a subjective one. But it's safe to assume, by boring they mean the WNBA don't have exciting dunks or crossovers or fancy fast break plays. To this we say: WATCH A GAME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES, YO! Yes, this deserves a "yo" because this is probably one of the most ridiculous assumptions. If you watch it, for 6 minutes perhaps, you'll catch Lindsay Whalen contorting her body in impossible ways. Or Seimone Augustus dribbling a sick crossover. Or Diana Taurasi hitting every game-winning shot. If that's not exciting, what is? Besides, there is nothing wrong with being fundamental. This is the highest level of women's basketball. These are world class athletes. You've got to give them more credit than that.

Secondly, yes it's true. The WNBA averages more turnovers than the NBA by 2 points. And yes, the NBA averages 43.84 in field goal percentage while the WNBA averages 42.44. But that's only two more turnovers per game and 1.4 per cent less in field goal percentage, that's bearable. That doesn't constitute calling the W a sloppy league. Also, the WNBA made changes in the 2006 season that speeds up the game. Most people in message boards complained they watched the league in its first season and were unsatisfied. No disrespect to the vets, but the league's talent pool has improved since it's inception. It deserves a second chance.

Lastly, to people who are concerned about athleticism, we have one word for all of you: tweety. As in Deanna Nolan. As in the 2006 finals MVP. As in the most athletic player currently in the WNBA. She's all you need to satisfy your athletic appetite. Then there's Ticha Penicheiro who's been creating magic on court since her Old Dominion days. And if you haven't witnessed Chamique Holdsclaw take a fade away jumper, you're only cheating yourselves.

But like we said, sports fans are not solely responsible for the lack of attention. The WNBA does have shortcomings, mainly, its marketing scheme. We don't want to target anyone because the league's marketing has improved but the W needs to recognize its large, homosexual fan base. We're all for seeing more men in stadiums but it doesn't hurt to acknowledge the diversity of WNBA fans.

Feedback at finest76er@yahoo.com.

Technicalities
Posted: November 11, 2006 10:40 p.m. ET

As you may have heard, David Stern is on a power trip. First the dress code, then the ball change, then the strict referees and now on-court uniform? The NBA is on extreme makeover mode. Everyone from Stephen A. Smith to Rasheed Wallace to Andres Nocioni have something to say about it. Here's what we have to say: the dress code was acceptable, the new ball is tolerable BUT the two recent additions (refs and on court fashion) may have crossed the line. And it's not just because Allen Iverson is the finest man in the world and should therefore be allowed to do whatever he wants, but because it's too much too soon.

What does this have to do with the WNBA? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! This will NEVER happen in the WNBA any time soon or maybe ever. Changes in the WNBA are far-fetched for several reasons.

The NBA claims these changes are made to promote a middle-class image and bring in revenue. We think they are here to shift attention from the negative publicity NBA players receive. Luckily for Donna Orender, WNBA players don't create that many off-court drama. The WNBA doesn't get enough publicity period. While the W isn't clean from controversy, for every Latasha Byers incident there are 4 Kobe Bryant cases.

Secondly, sex sells. Though we don't support marketing sexuality alongside talent, sex unfortunately, is a part of every female athlete's marketability. Because of this, no one will dare change off-court outfits to suits and ties.

The W is also a new establishment compared to the NBA. The league is far too young for any radical changes. Especially ones that have little to do with the game (i.e. fashion). Lastly, no one in this world have enough guts to tell 6 feet women how they should dress. Not even an uber-powerful, multi-millionaire. Evidently, women still hold an advantage in fashion, even in a world where men are seen as superior. Good to know.

How To Be One of Us
Posted: November 4, 2006 12:19 p.m. ET

About six months ago, we came across a thread on the ESPN board: The WNBA was looking for fan bloggers. Desperate and suffering from writing withdrawal symptoms, we decided to take a chance. The task was limited to 300 words, every word had to sound so convincing the league and Matt Wurst will have no choice but to pick us.

As you may have read, the site is once again seeking new fan bloggers for the upcoming season. So here goes the most cliché advice ever: BE YOURSELF. And if you're having trouble with that, maybe you can copy and paste the 300 words that got us through the monitor and onto your blogging lives (or perhaps nightmares?):

Hey. We are twins from Toronto and a we're big WNBA fanatics. For one thing, we write to our local cable service provider at least twice a year, thanking them for their WNBA coverage. We're 19 years old and both currently enrolled in the journalism program at Ryerson University. Here are some of the things we feel we can contribute to the Fan Blog Squad:

5. Lists and predictions, from all-WNBA teams to who has the best dress at the ESPYs. We love lists. Isn't it obvious?

4. A vast knowledge of WNBA history, statistical data and related news stories. We search them everyday. We might as well write about them.

3. Immeasurable love for sports and pop culture, which will come in handy for discussing the culture of WNBA basketball. (i.e. In the world of reality TV, which WNBA player would be the ultimate survivor? We say Tamika Catchings. She'll out hustle everyone to the bare necessities.)

2. We're online savvy. We are familiar with Photoshop, html, and animation. We'd love to incorporate graphics with our blog entries.

1. Writing and WNBA basketball are our passions. We wish for nothing more but to be a part of the WNBA community.

We're just aspiring journalists trying to get a break. We feel that it's extra sweet to have the opportunity to begin our writing experience with the same place we eventually want to end up in. We give a different viewers' perspectives, as fans from Toronto. Our writing style is factual, witty, and creative. Think SLAM magazine editor and NBA Blog Squad contributor Lang Whittaker, but feminine with less journalistic experience.

Please check out our blogs to get a feel of our writing style. They're WNBA-infested.

Christal: http://christal3.blogspot.com/
Christia: http://straight3dge.blogspot.com/

Thank You,
Christal & Christia Gardiola

That was our application, raw and unedited. If you noticed, there were a couple of errors. Of course copying it will be considered plagiarism but hey, do what you got to do. We won't tell. Actually, yes we would. Good luck to all applicants! You can e-mail us at finest76er@yahoo.com

WNBA in 30 Seconds
Posted: October 27, 2006 4:18 a.m. ET

There's a growing trend in the WNBA. We call it the Trudi Lacey move. And the latest victim is John Whisenant. Coach-maybe we shouldn't call him coach anymore-GM Whiz resigned as Sacramento's head coach but, he remains in the head office as Monarchs' G.M.

Quite frankly, we're baffled. The Monarchs made it to the Finals last season and were the World Champions the year before that. Whisenant and the Monarchs have a good thing going, why resign? Nancy Lieberman said the coaching job has been stressful for Whisenant, especially last season when he dealt with his mother's death. Whatever it is, Whisenant will be hard to replace. Unless Yolanda Griffith likes being called coach.

Phoenix gets the number one pick. That's right, the team with Diana Taurasi and Cappie Pondexter will get to pick first in this year's Draft. If you feel cheated, just think how Chicago feels.

However exciting this news is for Phoenix, they still have a dilemma to deal with. Do they pick the best player (Ivory Latta) or a player who will fulfill their needs? Or do they trade the pick for a veteran player to add to their young team? It's a tricky one.

Back in 1998
Posted: October 16, 2006 7:36 p.m. ET

We chose 1998 because it was the good ole days…at least it was for us. Titanic ruled the box office, Celine Dion owned the charts and some of our favorite WNBA players were making news.

January 18 The Advocate (Baton Rouge, Louisiana) reports 6'1 eighth-grader Seimone Augustus missed two consecutive dunk attempts.

February 26 The New York Times cites Sue Bird was at hand during the Connecticut-Villanova game to watch Nykesha Sales break UConn's scoring record. "It broke my heart when I heard about her injury,"' said Bird. "She's such a nice person. I thought it was great they let her break the record."

March 31 Knoxville News-Sentinel reveals that Chamique Holdsclaw will grace the cover of Sports Illustrated after leading Tennessee to a perfect 39-0 season. And Lindsay Whalen was still a sprinter, according to Saint Paul Pioneer Press (Minnesota).

May 7 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that Sheryl Swoopes will be one of the judges for an ABC show featuring Tara Lipinski skating to rock and roll music against other top skaters.

June 10 Plain Dealer (Cleveland, Ohio) reports Allison Feaster and Murriel Page as the "two rookies to watch" for the WNBA's second season.

June 28 According to Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Swin Cash led her high school basketball team to a city championship and won the 100-hurdle race.

September 4 The Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) reports that during the R. Williams Jones Cup in Taiwan, Tamika Whitmore "lived off 'beef jerky, water and creatine' and hustled to an airport Burger King when the team landed in San Francisco."

November 5 The Advertiser labels 18-year-old Lauren Jackson as "Michael Jordan
of women's basketball". According to Australian national team coach Tom Maher, "God sent her to play basketball."

November 12 The Seattle Times reports Lisa Leslie was named USA's Basketball Athlete of the Year for helping USA win the gold medal (remember when USA used to win gold medals?) in the world championships.

December 1 Press Enterprise interviews Moreno Valley High school women's basketball coach Janet Sturges after a blowout win against Diana Taurasi's team despite a 30-point effort from DT. "She had 14 at halftime. Thirty points is low for her," said Sturges. Apparently, even back in '98, 30 points was still low for DT.

Where's the WNBA?
Posted: October 7, 2006 7:19 p.m. ET

Show of hands (or keyboard hits) who misses the WNBA? If you're checking wnba.com during off season chances are you miss it, and we understand because we miss the W too. Raptors NBATV misses the WNBA so much they're showing reruns of this year's playoffs. So as a tribute to "Where's Waldo?", we searched and found some interesting whereabouts of our beloved players and coaches.

Taj McWilliams-Franklin found time out of her busy schedule to stop by a Moscow hospital and spend some time with the Clippers and the kids. Speaking of kids, Deanna Nolan went back to elementary school, former WNBA player Jen Rizzotti did well in a spelling bee and Tamika Catchings reads to achieve.

Mike Thibault started off his October by helping out the Minnesota basketball community (possibly as a favor to Lindsay Whalen). Diana Taurasi and Becky Hammon are also do-gooders this month.

Sparks' Tamara Moore launches "Diva in Demand". And Mystics fans: Tausha Mills is alive!

On behalf of Stacy Dales, Tammy Sutton-Brown, Kim Smith, Shona Thorburn and all Canucks, we wish everyone a Happy Canadian Turkey Day!

Small Wonders, Part V
Posted: September 29, 2006 8:53 a.m. ET

It's the aftermath. Following team USA's Sept. 21st loss to Russia, the Americans settled for the bronze medal. Now USA must qualify for an Olympic spot. But the biggest question remains: What went wrong?

Certainly, our credentials come up short to Ann Donovan's, so there will be no discussion of X's and O's. But several theories have been formed. And it's not really about the things that went wrong but more of how it could have been avoided.

The easiest answer would be Lisa Leslie. Maybe LL would have made all the difference in the world (pun intended). Her experience and post defense would have been more than useful during the semifinals. Though the USA team was nothing short of post talent (ahem, especially Candace Parker), having Lisa Leslie on anyone's side is yet to be proven as a disadvantage.

"Do you think they need to center their offense around one person?"

Rick Kamla's question received a resounding no from Kym Hampton. The women's team offense portrayed what the men's team have been criticized for: team work. But behind the Fantasy Hoops host's question possibly lies a genius. After all Australia had several top-caliber players but Lauren Jackson got the lion's share of their offense. And they ended up with the World Championships gold.

Or maybe, just maybe, USA needs to panic. Despite assembling one of its most athletic and talented squads, the U.S. of A still came up short of the gold goal. Could it be back to the drawing board? Should USA start from scratch? Panic maybe the overstatement of the year but whatever USA's formula of success was, it ain't working anymore.

Let us know what you think at finest76er@yahoo.com

Book of FIBA
Posted: September 16, 2006 9:33 p.m. ET

Prologue
Here's a story about twins suffering from separation anxiety. It all began on September 12th with the Shock's championship parade, their last glimpse of the 2006 WNBA season. Left with no sign of basketball, the twins struggled with the pressure of blogging. Until recently, a ray of hope manifested itself with the FIBA World's Championships. Da-da-dan-dan….

Chapter Only Child: Candace. Freaking. Parker.
The twins first met Parker in 2002 in the pages of SLAM magazine when Parker was only a brace faced, high school sophomore. And now despite being the youngest player on the roster, Parker continues to amaze viewers. The twins think the world will soon fall in love with Parker's game, if they haven't already. Maybe she's born with it or maybe its Lady Vol. The twins then wonder, will Candace Parker be women's basketball's Maria Sharapova?

Chapter Twins: Canadian-Filipino American Patriots
Inside the twins hearts lie a scandalous secret. Advocating Toronto basketball but now cheering for the United States, the twins live in hypocrisy. Perhaps it's the WNBA players that has influenced the twins' betrayal but they are not hiding it anymore! USA! USA!

Chapter Triplets: Quotable quote
Adia Barnes referring to USA women's team, "They're lucky they don't have to wear the Australian body suits. That can be scary." Indeed.

Chapter Quadruplets: Scrunchie?
The twins wish they could spin this chapter to its own Small Wonder volume but they just can't wait any longer. This situation must be addressed. The scrunchie appearances in the World Championships have been overwhelming. Last time the twins checked, that trend went out of style in 1998.

Epilogue:
As their journey of redemption continues through the broadcast of the FIBA World Championships, the twins experienced a non-basketball fallback: Whitney and Bobby are getting divorced. If their love can't make it, what can? And with that, the world rests, unhappily ever after.

Finals Predictions: By The numbers
Posted: September 8, 2006 5:33 p.m. ET

This is us, chickening out. Because this finals match-up is so unpredictable, we cower to the challenge of predicting a champion. Game 5 could belong to either Sacramento or Detroit. The only way to choose between the two is through bias, gut-feeling or a deep, lengthy analysis of each team's strengths and weakness. We don't find those options appealing. So instead, we'll keep our opinions to ourselves and let the statistics name the 2006 WNBA champions based on history. Try not to fall asleep.

Stat: 8 out of 9 teams with home court advantage won the championship:
If we go by this statistic, the Shock is paced to win the coveted price. However, there is an exception and unfortunately for Detroit, they are facing the exception. Sacramento won the championship in 2005, even though Connecticut had home court advantage.
Advantage: Sacramento

Stat: 6 out 9 Game 1 winners eventually won the championship:
The odds are in favor of Sactown but again, there is an exception. In 2003, Detroit won the championship despite losing game 1 to the Sparks.
Advantage: Detroit

In all 4 tied series, the team with the home court advantage won the elimination game:
Houston in 1998 and 1999, Seattle in 2004 and Sacramento in 2005, what do these championship teams have in common? When the series went to a deciding game, their home court advantage paid off. Though game 5 won't be played at the Palace, technically Detroit still has home court.
Advantage: Detroit.

In 3 out of 4 tied series the game 2 winner ended up winning the championship:
This is the first time the WNBA championship stretched out to a five-game series, so this statistic does not directly apply. But based on it, Sacramento has a chance of winning.
Advantage: Sacramento

Teams that won back to back championships always had home court advantage:
It is always harder to repeat. But if the Monarchs will become the 3rd team in WNBA history to be back-to-back champions, the numbers say they need their home court and those cowbells. Unfortunately, this something Sacramento does not have.
Advantage: Detroit

All WNBA finals winners won the championship on their home court:
Another blow to the Monarchs on home court scenario. No team in WNBA history has won a championship on the road. Again, the game won't be played at the Palace but it will be in Detroit.
Advantage: Detroit

In 5 non-sweep match-ups, 4 out of 5 teams won the last two games to win the series:
Looks like winning game four at Arco could pay dividends for the Shock.
Advantage: Detroit.

There you have it. The tally is six to three. Based on WNBA's finals history, Detroit is poised on winning its second championship. Looks like Bill Laimbeer will finally say something nice during the post-game conference.

Finals Wish list
Posted: August 31, 2006 2:47 p.m. ET

Originally, we wanted to write a Finals preview. Unfortunately, we ran out of time and before you know it, Game 1 is in the books. Besides, other bloggers covered it to perfection. So instead, we give you our 2006 Finals wish list.

We wish…

…that the series will finish in four games so the Shock wouldn't have to give up their home court for a Mariah Carey concert

…but also, we wish the series would stretch to five games and Detroit can play in the Palace

…both teams would minimize their turnovers

…Cheryl Ford's mom would get more credit for her daughter's success

…a 30-point performance from Deanna Nolan

…one game-winning shot from Nicole Powell a la last year in the conference finals versus the Comets

…that if the Monarchs go all the way, Ticha Penicheiro wins finals MVP

…that the finals MVP trophy is bigger

…a championship for Katie Smith

…Swin Cash stays alive in the playoffs and moves on with the little altercation with Bill Laimbeer

…Bill Laimbeer and Kara Lawson stay miked-up

…Hamchétou Maïga-Ba would score more giving us more reason to hear her name

…more WNBA players would show up as spectators

…we can watch the game live at Detroit just so we can yell "Detroit basketball!"

…whoever wins the championship will get a well-deserved publicity

…one double overtime, gut wrenching, nail-biting. "win or go home" type of game

…or make that two games.

The Good, The Bad and The Oogly
Posted: August 24, 2006 2:47 p.m. ET

Tonight the WNBA Conference Finals officially begins. Four teams will battle to win the WNBA championship. But before we focus on the future, let's look back on how the first round of the 2006 playoffs turned out. Here are the highs and lows from our perspectives:

The Good

  • The Sacramento Monarchs have been the most impressive thus far. Winning by an average of 21.5 points, the Monarchs swept the Comets without any difficulty. The Monarchs look poised to make another run to the finals.
  • Sparks vs. Storm, the only match up to stretch to three games. By far the best series in the first round, in terms of competitiveness. During the two Sparks wins, Los Angeles won by a total of 13 points. And the best part is, Sparks advanced baby!
  • Luther Head, Tracy McGrady, Moochie Norris, Nick Collison, Robert Swift, Brendan Haywood, Caron Butler, and the Billups clan all showed support for the WNBA. Nothing better than the "big brother" showing the women's game some love.

The Bad

  • As previously mentioned, only one match up stretched to three games in the first round. Three out four series were sweeps, an indication on how dominant other teams were. As fans, we were craving for overtimes and game winning shots.
  • The most heart breaking realization in the first round is that Dawn Staley will retire without a WNBA championship. Even though her legacy will stay intact, it would have been nice to see Staley go out on top.
  • What an injury prone series! From Sue Bird's nose to Chamique and Katie's feet, players have suffered valuable playing time due to injuries. The worst part is, the Sun and Sparks are still in contention with their respective star players hurt.
  • As fans, we have to bid farewell to the Mystics. They've fought hard throughout the series but now it's time to say goodbye.

The Oogly

  • This moment was so ugly, it was oogly. Nikki Teasley threw the ball over her head two minutes after the whistle blew, and it was called for an and-one. We're Mystics fans, but we say this is just bad officiating.
  • When Sheryl Swoopes was held to 10 points in game one and 12 points in game two, Houston we've got a problem. It was surprising to witness the Comets play helplessly against the Monarchs. The Comets biggest lead in the series was one point. Yikes.
  • Catchings, Catchings dove for the ball. Catchings, Catchings had a great fall. In all seriousness, that one looked like it really hurt. Catch is a warrior for coming back in the game and we hope it's nothing serious.

An Offer YOU Can’t Refuse
Posted:< August 15, 2006 4:47 p.m. ET

The WNBA should have a team in Toronto. This year the league added another franchise in Chicago and since then, there has been incessant talk about future expansion teams. During the All-Star game press conference, we listened to the media throw cities like Brooklyn and Philadelphia as future prospects. As fans and bloggers, we are proposing our great city as another option to Ms. Donna Orender. This proposal isn't quite as polished as a business proposal but it's more than a casual suggestion. We've dedicated a month of research and interviews for this piece and we can only hope it would be an offer the WNBA can't refuse.

Canada is economically a first world country. However when it comes to basketball, much less women's basketball, Canada is a developing country. It's no secret that in Toronto, hockey reigns queen. Recently we attended a charity basketball game which featured some of Canada's best collegiate players, hosted by former NCAA dunk champion, Gary Durrant. In between the games, Durrant mentioned he had difficulty finding enough female players and had to settle for one on each team. Sam Moncada, president of Scarborough Basketball Association (SBA) shared the same concern.

"We just can't get enough girls to come out," Moncada said, "Getting girls excited at an early age is difficult. A lot of parents when kids are 5-6 years old they're involved in so many activities. Basketball is not a main thing."

But as a country we are improving. Fan interest for basketball is vastly increasing in our city. Consider this: we have a total of 518 athletes participating in interuniversity women's basketball last season with 186 of those players from Ontario. These statistics are impressive, considering it doesn't include colleges and high schools. In terms of media coverage, Toronto has a basketball magazine, Ballerz Basketball Magazine and Raptors NBATV. In 2006, Raptors NBATV broadcasted 10 NCAA games and 46 WNBA games, excluding playoffs.

As of right now, we have an online petition going where people have voiced out opinions about a professional summer basketball league. Ballerz's editor-in-chief Edilson Silva said that as media he is willing to do his part to make Toronto a basketball city.

"Anybody associated with basketball, we want to see basketball flourish in both genders. We need to combine our heads and collectively push basketball in this country."

In all honesty, it isn't so much as the WNBA needing Toronto. But Toronto needing the WNBA. Moncada said a WNBA team would give women's basketball visibility but more importantly it would give young girls role models. Isn't that what the WNBA is all about? Silva agrees with Moncada's sentiments.

"The thing with Toronto is we have a lot of youths playing, they look up to role models. From what I understand, there are role models (in the WNBA) but there are no staples like a Michael Jordan or a LeBron James that everybody just loves. It will provide kids with another opportunity to have a dream and uplift the basketball scene."

We have Canadian players in the WNBA but their names are not as recognizable as Steve Nash or Jamal Magloire. And we attribute this to the lack of visibility. Presently, the biggest outlet we have for basketball are the Toronto Raptors.

The Raptors, has done significantly well in attendance, ranked 17th in '05-'06, despite missing the playoffs for the past few seasons. Fans have embraced basketball in Toronto because of the Raptors. We believe that a women's team has chance of garnering the same support. Obviously, right management and sponsorship is key. Though we have not spoken to any owners or potential sponsors, we have come up with a three year plan, just in case you didn't take our word for it.

The most reasonable ownership to consider are the Raptors since 11 out of 14 WNBA teams are NBA owned. Now here comes the math. The difference of attendance between NBA teams and their respective WNBA counterparts is over 9,000. During the first three years of the 11 WNBA teams, the attendance average was 9,546. During the Raptors' first three years, the team average an attendance of 19,305. The difference between the Raptors' first-three-years attendance and the 11 teams' first-three-years attendance is similar to the difference between NBA-WNBA attendance this regular season. For short, based on these stats it's attainable for the Raptors to sustain a WNBA team under a three-year deal.

Lastly, we think it's about time the WNBA expands internationally. And what better place than Toronto? We live in a beautiful city that prides itself in diversity and multiculturalism. We have a gorgeous arena, Air Canada Centre, that holds 19,800 people during basketball games. And the distance is ideal for road games. Though we cannot guarantee a packed arena every night or a profitable expansion market, we can guarantee that if the WNBA builds a team in Toronto, there would be at least be two people there who love the game purely sitting courtside every single game.

Small Wonder: Part IV
Posted: August 10, 2006 4:45 p.m. ET

Title: Small Wonders Part IV

It doesn't makes sense. It just doesn't. Of all places, why would they put it there? There has to be another way. Can't the league put pockets in those shorts, like those cheap basketball shorts you find at Wal-Mart? The league should have considered this when they were changing the uniforms. But then again, how can we blame the league for this?

It's barely noticeable. Unless you're the type of person that pays so much attention to detail. Unless you watch the WNBA for more than the games and the players, there's no way you could see it. In fact if you're a first-time WNBA spectator, you might consider it normal. But after a while you'll notice that not everybody does it, only a few chosen ones. That's what happened to us.

We've been fans for a quite a while now, not that long but long enough. So when a game results to a 20-point blowout and the score for both teams is below 60 in the fourth quarter but the telecast stays on during those 20-second timeouts, our eyes tend to wander. And theories begin to form.

Maybe they put it there because it's impossible to forget, kind of like a safety deposit box. How can you possibly forget it when it's there? Or maybe it's pure superstition. Although of all alleged sports superstitions, this has to be the weirdest one… yet. Or, and we really hate to bring this up again, could it be an obsessive-compulsive behavior?

Nah, it's probably not a big deal. If you think about it, aside from the ick factor, it's really just an alternative to tucking it in your headband. Besides they wash it during halftime, don't they? Surely they can take 30 seconds out of the halftime break to wash it. Maybe they even replace it during halftime. But why would they keep it there? Why not just throw it away?

Mind you, we're not judging. Aside from the brain damage and the countless, sleepless nights, it really hasn't affected anyone else. It's not game-changing. It's not career-ending. It wouldn't change our high perception of the league or its players. And it's nothing compared to the over the top celebratory touchdown dances or any sports scandal for that matter.

But must players like Chasity Melvin and Barbara Farris put their mouthpieces in their sports bras?

p.s. You can send us your thoughts at finest76er@yahoo.com. Also, belated Happy Birthday Mique!

Big Brother Edition
Posted: August 3, 2006 4:52 p.m. ET

There are two things we can't get enough of: the WNBA Western conference playoff race and CBS's Big Brother All-Stars. To those who are not familiar with the show, BB is a game of power struggle and alliances. The players in power are the Head of Household and it's alliances. Every week the HOH nominates two people for eviction. However, the two nominees have a chance to take themselves off the chopping block by winning the golden Power of Veto. If a nominee is taken off the block, the HOH must replace it with another player. The beauty of this game is that the power can shift every week much like the Western conference. Those are the basic rules of Big Brother.

Now if you're not familiar with the WNBA, what the heck are you doing reading this blog? You're own your own.

Using Big Brother terms and conditions, we will attempt to paint a playoff picture. Since the East have clinched all playoff berths, we will sorely concentrate on the West.

Heads of Household: Los Angeles Sparks
The Sparks have been steamrolling in the West with a 13-4 conference record thanks to Lisa Leslie's MVP numbers and the eye-popping, so stunning "We-can't-believe-it!"-"Will-you-be-our-MySpace friend?" unbelievable bench play of Chamique Holdsclaw. Being the only team to clinch a playoff spot, the Sparks' only trouble is to gain the overall number one record for a Finals home court advantage. With three games remaining against Western conference opponents, LA has a chance to eliminate unwanted playoff contenders.

Nominees for Eviction: Seattle Storm and San Antonio Silver Stars
Both in the bubble and fighting for the final playoff spot, these two teams are nominated because they have a .500 or better road record. Seattle has three remaining games on the road, including one in San Antonio. And to put it subtly, the Silver Stars are horrible at home with a 5-9 record.
San Antonio also has three remaining road games, two of which have very good home stands (Indiana, 10-3 and Washington, 11-4). But perhaps the Silver Starzz's biggest hurdle is the fact that the Comets possess the Power of Veto.

Power of Veto: Houston Comets
Though Houston is only a game above Seattle, the Comets hold the tie-breaker against the Storm but not against the Silver Starzz. Houston also has the most favorable schedule facing three teams with a sub .500 record on the road and two teams with winning records at home. We think Houston's schedule will secure them a playoff spot before their Aug. 12th battle against Seattle. If the Comets do clinch a spot before the Aug. 12th game, they are likely to use the Power of Veto and throw the game or rest their players against Seattle because of the tie-breaker scenario. However, if Houston and Seattle have similar records leading up to Aug. 12th, the Power of Veto will not be used.

In either scenario we don't see San Antonio squeezing in for the final Western conference playoff spot. Sorry Silver Starzz, but Julie Chen is waiting for you outside the WNBA Big Brother house.

*The oldest excuse in sports journalism is "We're on a deadline." If all predictions come through, we're geniuses. But if and when they fall apart, we're on a deadline, okay? E-mail us your thoughts at finest76er@yahoo.com.*

Small Wonders, Part III
Posted: July 27, 2006 5:42 p.m. ET

There is a thread going on a Candace Parker forum entitled "Thing You Won't See". It's a collection of ideas members think you will never find in the WNBA. One member brought up that we will never see Sue Bird or the Miller twins in long socks, Diana Taurasi dunking, and maybe the Oklahoma Storm. Another member pointed out that we will never see Taurasi with a loose bun. Although all these things seem improbable, there is one thing in the WNBA that we have never or will ever see in our lifetime. And remember we're only 19.

Lisa Leslie will never wear long basketball game shorts.

The day will never come when Lisa Leslie enters a game with shorts longer than three inches above the knee, a measurement we're very familiar with as Catholic school girls. However, unlike Catholic school girls, Leslie doesn't roll her shorts from the top. She carefully inserts it inside her under shorts, creating a ripple on both sides. And can we just say, this is fabulous!

It's feminine. It's stylish. It's signature Lisa Leslie. We have no idea what the reason is behind this, but just like any other Small Wonders entry, we have come up with some theories.

Theory 1: She grew up in an era were basketball shorts were unreasonably short. As Leslie became older, she got used to wearing short shorts and just never kicked out the habit.

Theory 2: Maybe she's making a semi-political stand. Female athletes have to live with a stigma that others perceive them as boyish. Maybe she wants to prove that female basketball players can be feminine off and on the court.

Theory 3: This may sound familiar. Just like the rolling of the jerseys and LJ's halftime hairdo change, this maybe a case of an obsessive-compulsive behavior (take it in good humor…no lawsuits please).

And so the search begins. We've scoured over 50 pages of images in Google and Altavista and have failed miserably. We have no way of contacting momma Leslie so instead we're passing the responsibility to you (yes, you!). Will someody please step forward with a picture of Lisa Leslie in long basketball game shorts? Because we have a feeling John Stockon will wear long shorts before Lisa Leslie does.

Reach us at finest76er@yahoo.com.

Bring Back Player's Journal
Posted:July 20, 2006 4:23 p.m. ET

If we could walk around the mean streets of New York, if we could climb Seattle's Space Needle, if only we could plant a giant placard on top of the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, we would. Lucky for us, we have the WNBA fan blog squad to plead a request.

"Can't you see/ There's a strength that's come over me/ Close my eyes…"

In 2002, the same year the WNBA got us hooked, the league commemorated Title IX with a "This Is Who I Am Campaign". The campaign included a show called Player's Journal. Hosted by actress Holly Hunter, Player's Journal told stories of WNBA athletes such as Sherly Swoopes, Chamique Holdsclaw, Dawn Staley, Nykesha Sales and Lisa Leslie. The half-hour show was originally broadcasted in Lifetime Network and eventually made reruns on NBATV.

This is where we come in. If it wasn't for Player's Journal we would have never known Dawn Staley's dedication to the city of Philadelphia, Jackie Stiles' relationship with her younger sister or the story behind Tina Thompson's lipstick. Player's Journal captured every player's story and brought us closer to loving the WNBA. For this reason alone, we say, please bring it back!

"…the beauty and desire/ The passion for this game, it takes me high.."

New players have entered the league and elevated the game to another level (ahem Augustus and Pondexter) and we think they should get an outlet to tell their stories. The same way Taurasi and Beard got their shine on in 2004 with the resurrection of an updated Player's Journal.

For us, this is what separates the WNBA from other professional leagues. Only in the WNBA will you find a show created by the league itself, that gives attention to who players are. Other leagues compressed athletes' off-court lives to five-minute halftime specials and then leave them to compete for a spot in Beyond the Glory.

What the Player's Journal brought was a sense of community. For new women's basketball fans, it draws them to the players. And for the veteran fans, it gives a nostalgic memory of how long our favorite players have come.

So for the second time, we beg the WNBA to bring it back. And if only we could walk around the mean streets of New York, if we could climb Seattle's Space Needle, if we could plant a giant placard on top of the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, we would. Lucky for us, we have the WNBA fan blog squad and this banner.

WNBA comrades, women's basketball junkies and Michelle Branch fans everywhere, we are calling out to you. If you're a member of any message board, put this banner in your signature. If you have a website or a MySpace profile, represent with this homemade banner. Let us start an online revolution! Viva Player's Journal!

2006 WNBA All-Star Game Awards
Posted: July 14, 2006 10:05 a.m. ET

Good morning, good afternoon and good night! Welcome to the first ever 2006 WNBA All-Star Fan Blog Awards AKA WAFBA (read as waf-ba). Today we commemorate and recognize the festivities of the WNBA All-Star week by giving out 12 awards. Each award is named after a well-deserved person, company or title. Congratulations to all the winners as well as the nominees.

And the award goes to…

The Bridesmaid Award: given to the best player that didn't win the MVP award
Nominees: Seimone Augustus, Lindsay Whalen, Michelle Snow
Winner(s): Lindsay Whalen
We can't give it to a player on a losing team. Besides, Whalen filled the Wednesday stat sheet with 10 points, six assists, five rebounds, two steals and countless drives to the basket.

The Ooh-Aah Award: given to the best executed play of the game
Nominees: Deanna Nolan's bounce pass to Candice Dupree, Michelle Snow's 180 degree dunk, Cappie Pondexter's behind the back pass to Seimone Augustus.
Winner(s): Cappie Pondexter and Seimone Augustus
There were several eye-popping passes but this rookie connection takes the cake.

The Warm-up Award: given to the pre-game moment that best hyped up the all-star game
Nominees: Tamika Whitmore's East win guarantee, President Donna Orender's press conference, Lisa Leslie and Sheryl Swoopes trash talking on NBATV
Winner(s): Lisa Leslie and Sheryl Swoopes
Three reasons: It was a classic moment from two WNBA divas, the exact opposite of what they said happened during the game and Gail Marquis' face.

The ESPN Microphone Award: given to the participant with the best "miked-up" personality
Nominees: Coach Mike Thibault, Dawn Staley, Lisa Leslie
Winner(s): Mike Thibault
Because we think he's the only one who cursed.

The Diana Taurasi Award: a tribute to Taurasi, this award is given to the personality with the best "miked-up" comment
Nominees: Mike Thibault vs. Lisa Mattingly and the referees, Lisa Leslie vs. the wet ball ("Can I get two shots again?"), Dawn Staley vs. the post players
Winner(s): Dawn Staley
It's funny when Dawn pointed out the reason why you shouldn't pass to the big players and we'll surely miss such comments from her.

The Ball girl Award: given to the best sideline game interview
Nominees: Coach Whisenant calling LL "a pain in his rear" for the past three years, Rebecca Lobo and Teresa Weatherspoon's new hairdo, Cythia Cooper's interview with Heather Cox
Winner(s): Rebecca Lobo and Teresa Weatherspoon
We got so distracted with T-Spoon's hair, we didn't get a chance to listen on what they were talking about.

The Mystics Mayhem Award: given to the cutest moment in the game
Nominees: Katie Douglas and her husband, Candice Dupree defending Dawn Staley while Staley playfully elbows her
Winner(s): Dawn Staley and Candice Dupree
It's too cute that as the student tries to guard her mentor, Staley still had a few (dirty) veteran tricks.

The Small Wonder Award: given to biggest questionable moment of the game
Nominees: Diana Taurasi's shyness (?), MVP award trophy size, Lisa Leslie's refusal to entire the game again in late second half
Winner(s): Diana Taurasi
We're not try to mock or take it lightly. DT didn't seem like her usual enthusiastic self Wednesday night and it made us a bit concerned.

The Swin Cash Award: a tribute to Cash (who's fashion style was deeply missed), this award is given to the player with the best off-court fashion
Nominees: Nykesha Sales, Lisa Leslie, Alana Beard
Winner(s): Lisa Leslie
Leslie looked like a million bucks and a woman who has court named after her. Oh wait, she does.

The Doris Burke Award: exclusively given to Doris Burke, this award is presented to the most memorable Doris Burke comment
Nominees: the absence of "you can't check that", "that's pretty stuff", "folks"
Winner: the absence of "you can't check that"
We expected Doris Burke to say this multiple times, and we were very disappointed.

The Joan Jett Award: given to the best celebrity supporter present at the all-star game
Nominees: Ben Gordon, Jerome Williams, Nate "Tiny" Archibald and Michelle Williams
Winner: Michelle Williams
Her team is not doing too hot, but that didn't stop the Destiny's Child singer to rock a Chicago Sky Jersey.

The WAFBA Award: given to the person who best represented the WNBA All-Star
Nominees: Donna Orender, Vonage, East All-Star team
Winner: Donna Orender
The East team was a close call, with their historic first win against the West but we're sucking up to Ms. President, so what?

Small Wonders: Part II
Posted: July 7, 2006 1:05 a.m. ET

WNBA Blog County

Verified Investigator’s Cold Case Report

Report made by:

C&C Gardiola

Date:

Unrecorded

Charge:

Braiding

File No.:

15-J-1981

Suspect:

Lauren Jackson

Accomplices:

Unknown

Victim:

Various WNBA teams

Victim:

Synopsis of facts:

25-year-old Lauren Jackson was seen changing her hairdo from a ponytail to a braid in multiple WNBA games.

Exibihit A:

May 21, 2005, Seattle Storm vs. Los Angeles Sparks, First Half

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Photo: Otto Greule Jr /NBAE/Getty Images

Exibihit B:

May 21, 2005, Seattle Storm vs. Los Angeles Sparks, Second Half

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Photo: Otto Greule Jr /NBAE/Getty Images

Details:

Lauren Jackson is a member of the Seattle Storm since 2001.

On May 21st 2005, a game against the Los Angeles Sparks, Jackson entered the game as a starter with her hair neatly tied back. The Storm led as much as 13 points against their opponents even with Jackson’s sub par play. By the end of halftime, the lead was cut to two. Jackson was not seen again by the crowd until after halftime when she came out of the locker room with her hair braided. Though Jackson has been noted before by the investigators to change her hairdo, it was perceived at this moment as an innocent behavior as the Storm went on to lose the game, 68-50.

Upon further investigation and several more hairdo change occurrences, detectives have found this behavior to be rather peculiar. It is suspected that the hair-braiding incidents are more than just an innocent conduct and Jackson’s motives were put into question.

Sue Bird, Betty Lennox and longtime accomplice Suzy Batkovic are suspected to be involved in hair-braiding incidents. They are assumed as either braiders or hair tie providers. Other multiple sources as hair tie providers are also being investigated such as Jackson and the Storm locker room staff.

Though there is lack of evidence, it is suspected that hair ties are smuggled from Seattle to the Storm’s road trip venues.

The Storm’s record during the hair-braiding incidents is untraced. However, it has been observed that Jackson’s second half performances have significantly benefited from the hairdo change.

Finding:

Investigators have concocted a couple of theories behind the halftime hairdo change.

Jackson’s halftime hairdo change is an alleged superstitious tactic. The WNBA Fan Blog investigators (us!) found that the behavior is consistent when Jackson has a lack-luster first half performance. The neatly light blonde pony tailed hair transforms into a braid once Jackson exits the locker room followed by a better second half performance. Jackson’s halftime hair braiding maybe caused by a obsessive compulsive behavior. It is suspected that the hair-braiding is an alleged halftime ritual that Jackson finds difficult to change. The investigators (us, again!) are consulting a professional regarding this matter. Eye witnesses for this case are non-existent as only Storm insiders are aware of the circumstances. None of the Storm insiders have discharged any information thus far.

Conclusion:

Unsolved file. Punitive charges unknown. If you know anything about this case please contact the investigators at finest76er@yahoo.com

Submitted by:

Cgardiola & ChristiaG

Detectives Christal Gardiola and Christia Gardiola

Webcastability
Posted: July 2, 2006 10:05 a.m. ET

Lately, we've been glued more to our monitor than our television screen. Thanks to the WNBA Broadband Season Pass AKA webcast.

http://www.wnba.com/broadband/wnba_league_pass.jsp) After endlessly hearing about it through online forums lurking, we finally decided to look it up. A jiffy we refer to as an "Alleluia!" moment. Although it's still better to watch games on TV or in person, we've come up with five reasons why the webcast has been the best thing since Tot Byears gave a shout out to her friends on national TV. You know, Juju and them? Anyway, here are the top five reasons:

1. Accessibility: All you need is an Internet connection and you're all set. You can access the webcast at home, on your laptop or in a public library.
2. Affordability: It's FREE!!! Enough said.
3. The "LIVE" Factor: This is where it gets sentimental. Some fans are able to watch games live on TV. We (and probably other countries as well) get delayed game coverage. The webcast is our only source for