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![]() My surgery, tag-team wrestling, All-Star fun and more cab adventures July 28, 1999 The following is not a typical athlete's journal entry. You will not read about how many points were scored, who won, or who was difficult to guard. Mostly because of what you'll read about below. Instead, you will experience The World According To Me. Each week, I'll be posting another entry, so stay tuned ... Ok, let's see what has happened in my world on one knee. First of all, the surgery was a big success. At least, that is what they are telling me. I had very capable doctors and nurses who took wonderful care of me. I had complete faith in the surgeons and other hospital staff. Of course, the morning of my operation I didn't want to leave anything to chance. I went to the hospital with last minute directions for the doctors written on my knees. On the right was written, "NO NO NO, Wrong Knee". On the left, "Be Gentle". Of course, I could not wash my left knee or get it wet after surgery because of the stitches and therefore had writing on my leg for a while. I tried using handy wipes and other things to get the words off but didn't have a whole lot of luck. That is what I get for trying to be clever. (By the way, it isn't much fun when you have to wrap your knee in Saran Wrap before every shower!) I have to thank the folks at Beth Israel hospital for going the extra mile to help me see the Liberty game the night of my surgery. The game was broadcast on the MSG network which is a cable network. There was not a cable hookup in my room so the doctors had the local cable company run a line from the offices on the first floor, out the window to my room on the ninth floor. It took a few hours but I was able to watch the game (a Liberty victory over Phoenix). I got tired at half time but made sure I didn't fall asleep. If I had, the doctors might have thrown the TV at me. Then again, I'm sure they'd do that for all of their patients!!!
One hot day during practice I was reading The New York Times. The paper described the weather by saying, "held down by overcast skies that grumbled and wept ..." Hey, I bet most papers just cut to the chase and let people know that it was a gray day with some showers and thunder. Gotta love the Times!!
After the game we went to the league-sponsored party at the Hard Rock Cafe. I obviously couldn't walk there and had a cab pick me up in the tunnel of the Garden. Unfortunately the cab couldn't turn around at the top of the ramp and had to go in reverse down the ramp to get me out onto the street. I got in the cab with my friends -- Shoe and Mike -- and I thought the cab driver was going to have a heart attack. He couldn't believe that he was being asked to go in reverse down the ramp. Joking around, my friend Mike offered to drive us down the ramp. The cab driver jumped over to the passenger seat and left the wheel to Mike. Mike got us to the bottom of the ramp and then proceeded to drive us all the way to the Hard Rock, with our cabbie "Mia" on the passenger side. I couldn't count the number of amazed looks we got driving down the street. When we arrived at the restaurant we expected Mia to tip us. He simply thanked us and crawled back over to the driver's side. Only in New York. I must admit, I miss making the road trips with the team. I am going to make the trip to Phoenix. I must shell out over $500 for a plane ticket for three days in the hottest city on the schedule, but I look forward to the time on the road with my teammates. If nothing else, they provide me with a ton of laughs. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll see Kym and Co win the WCW tag team belt. If not, I'll settle for a win against the Mercury. Hopefully none of the Phoenix fans will try to kick me in the knee. I don't think I want a "World on No Knee" column any time soon! Time to give a Shout Out to:
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